I was really looking forward to posting some sweet bald jokes here today, but according the website about this holiday, "Enough with the bald jokes. There will be zero tolerance for them today!" Okay, okay. Fine. Instead I will celebrate baldness by saying that I think bald people have it pretty good. I mean, they have no worries about if their hair is actually going to fall out one day, no wasting money on tons of gel and hairspray, never being self-conscious about having a bad hair day, and best of all they get to join the Brotherhood of Bald People. Not a bad gig! But most of all, bald people are very wisdomous. For example....
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
"Make it so!"
"Never build a nest on a power pole."
"You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less."
"Behold! I have a magical eraser!"
"Do or do not, there is no try."
"Anything made in a restaurant can be made even better at home- and for a fraction of the cost."
"What's most important is that you amuse yourself."
So for all you chrome-domes and cue balls out there, celebrate not only your folical freedom on this day, but also your apparent enhanced enlightenment. Ahhhhhh!!!!!