Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Happy Be Bald and Be Free Day!

I was really looking forward to posting some sweet bald jokes here today, but according the website about this holiday, "Enough with the bald jokes. There will be zero tolerance for them today!" Okay, okay. Fine. Instead I will celebrate baldness by saying that I think bald people have it pretty good. I mean, they have no worries about if their hair is actually going to fall out one day, no wasting money on tons of gel and hairspray, never being self-conscious about having a bad hair day, and best of all they get to join the Brotherhood of Bald People. Not a bad gig! But most of all, bald people are very wisdomous. For example....

Homer Simpson
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

Captain Picard
"Make it so!"

Bald Eagle
"Never build a nest on a power pole."

Yul Brynner
"You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less."

Mr. Clean
"Behold! I have a magical eraser!"

Master Yoda
"Do or do not, there is no try."

My Father-in-Law
"Anything made in a restaurant can be made even better at home- and for a fraction of the cost."

My Father
"What's most important is that you amuse yourself."

So for all you chrome-domes and cue balls out there, celebrate not only your folical freedom on this day, but also your apparent enhanced enlightenment. Ahhhhhh!!!!!

1 comment:

Mags said...

I have to tell you this....My first trip to Utah, my dad helped me drive out there. Well, there were two things that really surprised him.
1. How clothed the girls were in summer time weather.
2. How many men were bald. He even started speculating about some sort of nuclear testing.

Anyways, I remembered that reading your post. (He was being serious too, not joking a lick.)