Top Ten Signs You Hate Christmas:
10. You were voted "Most Likely to Steal Christmas" your senior year in High School
9. You have a friend born on Dec. 25th and ever year for his birthday you punch him in the face
8. You joined the Facebook group "I bet we can find 1,000,000 people who hate Christmas"
7. Inside your Christmas cards is a petition to end Christmas
6. You named your two cats "Christmas" and "Sucks"
5. You have an "I hate Christmas" bumper sticker on your car
4. Your one phone call from prison is to your state Senator asking him to pass a bill outlawing Christmas
3. Everyone on your block refers to you as "that creepy loser who hates Christmas"
2. You have a BS degree in "Christmas Hate Studies"
1. Your mail is addressed to Mrs. Ima Scrooge