Sunday, December 12, 2010

The 12 Days of Christmas Are Here!

And just exactly how are we all going to celebrate the 12 Days of Christmas here in Sweeneyville? With an ostrich in a pear tree, of course! That is what Cindy sings every time we hear that song. We get a kick out of it :) No, really, I will be posting a top ten list every day for your viewing pleasure. I didn't write these all alone, it was a family affair :) Drumroll please for Day 1:

Top Ten Little Known Facts About The Grinch:

10. Hates Jim Carey movies
9. Thinks Theodore Geisel is a real doctor
8. Often mistaken for the Stanford Tree mascot
7. He really wanted to steal Halloween but Nancy Pelosi beat him to it
6. His spleen and pituitary gland are also 3 sizes too small
5. His pancreas is 4 sizes too big
4. Combs his hair way forward to hide his hideous bald spot
3. Encourages Max to drink from the toilet
2. Hates the way he looks in jeans
1. He's Team Jacob

1 comment:

Amy said...

I love top 10 lists! I want you to do one called: Top 10 reasons why it's fun to be a parent. You know, because we all LOVE getting boogers blown on our dress 5 minutes before church!