Day 10

Top Ten Off-season Elf Jobs:

10. Substitute troll
9. Shetland pony jockey

8. Table leg

7. Assistant to the Mayor of Munchkin City

6. Trophy Model

5. Following President Obama around with a tiny ashtray

4. Coo Coo Clock cleaner

3. Pillsbury Doughboy stunt double

2. That sweet gig for Travelocity
1. Squirrel Wrastler