Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce "How The Grinch Stole Christmas":
10. Wow, this wrench is selfless!
9. A wretched bowl of Sixlets
8. Allow my finch his mouthwash
7. Help! Newt Gingrinch stole my Crispix!
5. Mow the grass stalks sideways
4. Oh my poor meniscus!
3. Drink your lousy Swiss Miss
2. Cows just love my Mom's bold Chex Mix
1. And now I'll prowl around pantsless