You may not know this, but Christmas was just one of the many things stolen during the Grinch's life of crime...
Top Ten Other Things Stolen by The Grinch:
10. A 1988 Civic
9. The identity of LifeLock CEO Todd Davis
8. 13 staplers from the supply closet during the office Christmas Party
7. The bacon (who knew?!)
6. The parmesan shaker off table 6 at the Bartow Pizza Hut
5. His best friend's girl
4. The secret recipe for the perfect Orange Julius
3. East High's mascot just before Homecoming in '69
2. 33 rolls of toilet paper from Housekeeping during last year's Grinch Convention in Phoenix
1. The heart of America
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