Today I bought a fruitcake and I read the list of ingredients. I was shocked by what I found...
Top Ten Most Surprising Ingredients in My Fruitcake:
10. Keopectate
9. WD-40
8. A shredded dryer sheet
7. Half of a Charelston Chew candy bar
6. Bowtie pasta
5. 6 drops of original Polo cologne
4. A cat's eye marble
3. Cilantro
2. 2 Beggin' Strips
1. Anger
I told you it was surprising! (P.S. A big thank you to my family who wrote this list together in a mere 5 minutes at the end of tonight's dinner. Boo-yah!)
1 comment:
I normally am ok with your odd out of date food, but I will NEVER eat your fruitcake!! :-)
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