Things I Wouldn't Mind Trying
Mashed potatoes on a stick
Chicken fried bacon
Hot Beef Sundae
(I LOVE that this is a real product...)
Things I Really Want to Try
Deep fried pickle on a stick
(But only if it comes with Baconnaise dipping sauce)
Chocolate covered bacon
It's pizza, it's a cone, it's a Pizza Cone! Genius!
If I Don't Eat This I Will Consider My Life a Gigantic Failure
Deep Fried Avocado
Deep Fried Oreo
Krispy Kreme Hamburger
(I love saying it, thinking about it, imagining myself eating it- I have never been more proud to be an American that at this moment)
Things That Make Me Question Our Purpose in the Universe Just a Little
Deep Fried Butter
No, seriously, it's deep fried butter.
Why, Texas?? WHY?!??!
Deep Fried Coke?!
I admit, I like a Diet Coke just as much as the next guy, but this is just flat-out unnecessary. Besides, did these people not get the memo? They have DEEP FRIED BUTTER now! Everything else just seems a little desperate.
So which one would you wait in line for? The correct answer is: All of them! (Except the Fried Coke, I hear some of the ingredients in that syrup are a little unhealthy.)