Christmas Gift!

Okay, yesterday's post was a little too serious. Gotta shake it off and get back to business. I have been slaving away all day working on some top ten lists for you and I couldn't decide whether or not to give them all to you at once, or to ration them out day by day and slowly torture you. But, in the spirit of Christmas, I have decided to give you all three. Yes, you are welcome.









Top Ten Rejected Reindeer Names:
1. Brazen
2. Flasher
3. Flusher
4. Nasty
5. Tinselhoff
6. Ninja
7. Nixon
8. Hefty
9. Schnitzel
10. Spatula


Top ten least favorite Christmas cookies:
1. Rudolph lumps
2. Antler bark
3. Chocolate covered Elf thumbs
4. Grinch bites
5. Santa’s beard brittle
6. Gingerbread feet
7. Lost mitten meltaways
8. Mrs. Claus’ bolus biscotti
9. Nutcracker wedgies
10. Soot balls

Top Ten Ways to mispronounce 'Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer'
1. Adolf the big-nosed Hitler
2. 8 moths could not be cleaner
3. Oh please don’t name your kid Chandler!
4. Elvis is a tad bit ganglier
5. Two dogs in bed? That’s great, dear!
6. Sandy the Clean clothes sniffer
7. Robots and carnies drink light beer
8. Hammacher Schlemmer
9. Don't cough unless you live here
10. Get off my sled, you lawn chair!