Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Have I mentioned Luke is a slow eater?

TOP TEN THINGS I CAN GET DONE BEFORE LUKE FINISHES ONE BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

10. Repaint the kitchen
9. Make a fully functioning replica of the Millennium Falcon completely out of things found in my garage
8. Destroy the economy, create a welfare state and emaciate the US military (Oh wait, that's what Obama can do before Luke finishes one bowl of chicken noodle soup. My mistake.)
7. Watch all 11 Star Trek movies....from outer space
6. Grow a mature bonsai tree from seed
5. Make 3 loaves of Amish Friendship bread
4. Watch a caterpillar hatch from an egg, grow, make a cocoon and then eventually emerge as a butterfly. Twice.
3. Memorize the entire IRS Tax Code in American Sign Language
2. Prestige 4 times in Modern Warfare (Oh wait, that's what Jacob can do before Luke finishes one bowl of chicken noodle soup. Sorry.)
1. Learn to waterski

1 comment:

Mags said...

Wait, I thought it was Tuesday?! Is it Wednesday already? (good job getting your top ten Tuesday out on Tuesday) ;-)