TOP ELEVEN WAYS TIM TEBOW WILL SPEND HIS OFF SEASON
11. Answering prayers
10. Casting the evil spirits out of Ben Roethlisberger
9. FINALLY getting some good use out of that Bedazzler
8. Traveling to Egypt to find his Hebrew Mother
7. So much wine to make, so little time...
6. Putting the finishing touches on that cancer vaccine he's been working on
5. Take several long vacations in Hawaii, not do a lick of real work, golf every day, and spend time partying with Hollywood stars. Oh wait, that's what Obama will be doing in Tim's off season, sorry for the mix up.
4. Hearing Ray Lewis' confessions
3. Doing a lot of fishing so he can donate all the coins to an orphanage
2. Hanging around the pool and letting the Ravens bring him stuff to eat
1. Creating a new species of dolphin
And thanks to my dad who pretty much wrote this entire list. In 5 minutes. It's a thing of beauty :)