Top Ten Signs You're Not at The Real Royal Wedding
10. Minister is Jared from Subway
9. First two rows of guests is made up entirely of the reunited cast of Tool Time
8. Westminster Abbey looks and smells a lot like a Hooters
7. No Queen Mum only a Queen Bum
6. You’re sitting next to Jimmer. And he wouldn’t be caught dead at a sissy royal wedding.
5. No British accents, but a heck of a lot of Klingon!
4. Wedding cake is 150 'Fruit by The Foots'
3. William and Kate arrive to the church by monkey-drawn chairiot
2. You’ve searched the entire place and haven’t been able to find a single crumpet
1. Prince Charles is looking incredibly handsome
Friday, April 29, 2011
In Honor of Today
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1 comment:
Ok, number one made me laugh.
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