Some of you have been inquiring about those Top Ten lists I eluded to concerning horse race names. (Yes, that topic again. No, I secretly don't work for the race track.) Anyway, I finally finished them, so enjoy! And quit your whining! Ha ha, just kidding :)
Best Short Description of a Horse's Last Race Performance (according to the program)
OR
Top 10 Worst Names for a Race Horse:
10. Never a Threat
9. Failed to Menace
8. Lost Jockey
7. 2nd Best
6. Void of speed
5. Done Early
4. Always Outrun
3. Stumbled
2. Just missed
1. Awkward Start
also for your reading pleasure....
Top Twenty Names for Mormon Race Horses
(Sorry if you're not Mormon, they probably don't make much sense :)
20. Sassy Seventy
19. Nourish and Strengthen
18. Mendenhall’s Bronco (thank you, Shane Nelson)
17. Storehouse Pudding
16. Temple Ready
15. Sacrament Cup
14. Mother’s Lounge
13. MuhannaYouUgly
12. Just Urim
11. LaughingLaVell
10. Ohmycougar
9. Handcart Willy
8. SpeakingJohnnysLingo
7. Seminary Biscuit
6. Mia Maid’s Revenge
5. Not an Osmond
4. Big Burly Brigham
3. Dear John
2. Really Fast Sunday
1. Flippin' Sweet Spirit
2 comments:
Keep this under your hat.....Sacrament Cup to Place in the 5th at Santa Anita....a stone cold lock amigo.
Those are incredible!!! :)
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