Putting It To A Vote

After watching two recent soccer games, one featuring the US Women's National Team and the other featuring the men, I have to decided to put something very crucial to a vote by the readers of Sweeneyville.  (Both of you need to give me your opinion.)  I feel that the new uniforms for the teams are hideous.  Absolutely hideous.  It hurts my eyes to even watch them.  Here is what they look like:

And just to be fair, here is what everyone who likes them thinks they look like:

Furthermore, I talked with my brother Brian today and he told me how much he loves them.  What planet am I on?  It's like he's not even my brother sometimes.  I have taken the pleasure of adding a poll over there on the sidebar and would love to know if you like them or if you are a thinking human being with any fashion sense at all.  Horizontal stripes?!  It's killing me.  Jacob and I are actually going in person to watch the men take on the international soccer powerhouse of Antigua/Barbuda next Friday in Tampa, so you have until then to draw your line in the sand.  I personally think the tickets should be discounted $10 just because we have to watch them play in those shirts.

By the way, if you want to know what I think a good uniform looks like, take a hint from the Dutch....

Now THAT's a jersey!