I told you that coming up with the top ten list topic is always the hardest part and now it is already Thursday, which completely proves my point! Talk about writer's block! Okay, writers block is when you are trying to write something and can't come up with any good ideas. Oftentimes writer's block occurs on Tuesdays, especially in Sweeneyville. Also, it can take the form of- oh wait- that was probably more of a rhetorical command.... never mind. Anyway, since I will be heading off to the beach with my folks this weekend, and maybe you are too, hopefully when someone asks you where you're staying, you won't answer with one of these....
TOP TEN WORST SEASIDE HOTELS
10. Red Tide Inn
9. Pirate's Rash Resort & Spa
8. The Oily Gull
7. Davy Jones' Futon
6. Legless Flamingo Lodge
5. Heatstroke Hideaway
4. The Villas at Sun Poison Pines
3. Bloated Barnacle Bed and Breakfast
2. The Salty Bedbug
1. Algae Hut
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