Behold, the Top Ten List! And it's not even 8pm! That's like some sort of miracle. And speaking of miracles....
TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN BIBLICAL MIRACLES
10. Elijah calms a jittery squirrel
9. Moses parts his hair
8. Paul causes a lame man to roll over
7. Aaron strikes his staff on a rock and gets free cable
6. Peter heals a man with a scaly patch on the back of his hand
5. The children of Israel put lamb's blood above their door and the Jehovah's Witnesses pass them by
4. Lot's cousin is turned into a pillar of Spam
3. Peter walks on very slick wet pavement
2. Joshua and the children of Israel blow their trumpets and the Jericho Starbucks falls down
1. Peter gives sight to a Democrat
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