Friday, May 20, 2011

I'm Ready! You Ready?

TOP TEN THINGS I NEED TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW

10. RSVP with "Not Attending" to every event invitation I have on Facebook
9. Eat my entire ten year supply of wheat
8. Finally tell Cindy that mermaids aren't real, maybe
7. Cancel my subscription to Centenarian Quarterly
6. Figure out once and for all if Queen Amidala is Padme or if they are two different people (seriously, I have never understood this)
5. Order 17 Meat Lovers pizzas to be delivered tomorrow at 7 (joke's on you, Pizza Hut!)
4. Pull the tag off my mattress, dangit!
3. Use all 326 of my remaining cell phone plan minutes
2. Put bacon on everything I eat until 6pm
1. Admit that Obama really isn't that bad. Because he isn't. He's HORRIBLE. So the world ending tomorrow would actually put us out of our misery about 18 months early. Hmmmm, not a bad trade off...

1 comment:

Karin said...

#6--I just watched that tonight & we were checking for Kiera Knightley's credit on the screen. Her character's name is Sabe, not Padme. So, my guess would be that yes, they are the same (Natalie Portman), though I did read that once the two actresses were in makeup (as Queen & decoy) that even their mothers couldn't tell them apart...! If I ever get on Jeopardy, I just might win with that little tidbit of trivia. Now you can, too! :) Except I guess we won't have that opportunity after tomorrow, huh? Oh, well. :)