Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I shoud have been the teacher...

Yesterday Cindy's teacher sent home a paper for the parents to volunteer to come into the classroom and teach mini classes next month. The classes are about 45 minutes long and can be about absolutely anything. You can teach a craft, a song, read a book, make waffles- whatever! This gave me some inspiration...


TOP TEN REJECTED MINI CLASSES FOR PARENT DAY

10. Blackmailing your neighbors for fun and profit
9. Make your own Osama death photo
8. Why college is completely unnecessary
7. Extreme scorpion farming
6. How I know Principal Morris is really a man
5. Never pay for extra corn dogs again!
4. Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez: Possible Outcomes
3. Royal Wedding puppet theater
2. 13 tattoo choices you won't regret
1. Triple your carbon footprint without even trying!

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