Wednesday, September 8, 2010

When all else fails....

Go with a Top Ten :)


TOP TEN REJECTED PRIMARY SONGS

10. When We're Helpless We're Happy
9. I Have Two Little Handguns
8. I Hope They Call Me On A Cellphone
7. Liver Hanging From the Apricot Tree
6. Cheat as I'm Cheating
5. Steal, Said the Little Stream
4. Teach Me To Walk in the Lineup
3. Jesus Wants Me for a Misdemeanor
2. I Often Go Carjacking
1. I Am Child Of Doug

-Mike Bingham, © 1999

3 comments:

Amy said...

#4 is by far my favorite!

Mike said...

I know one of these days I'm going to get a letter from the First Presidency.....

Jen said...

I think that should be submitted to the Ensign for sure.