Go with a Top Ten :)
TOP TEN REJECTED PRIMARY SONGS
10. When We're Helpless We're Happy
9. I Have Two Little Handguns
8. I Hope They Call Me On A Cellphone
7. Liver Hanging From the Apricot Tree
6. Cheat as I'm Cheating
5. Steal, Said the Little Stream
4. Teach Me To Walk in the Lineup
3. Jesus Wants Me for a Misdemeanor
2. I Often Go Carjacking
1. I Am Child Of Doug
-Mike Bingham, © 1999
3 comments:
#4 is by far my favorite!
I know one of these days I'm going to get a letter from the First Presidency.....
I think that should be submitted to the Ensign for sure.
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