Saturday, May 3, 2014

Punch It!

The Millennium Falcon is easily one of my favorite pop culture space ships of all time. (Though, the Lessepian cargo ship from episode 14, "Progress" of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine runs a really close second, am I right?)  We all know it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, but there's a lot more to this ship than that...

Bubba Fett just had to have one


10. Small galley kitchen has enough room for not one, but TWO George Foreman grills
9.  Seats in he cockpit are made of genuine Hutt leather
8.  Still has 2 years of OnStar coverage
7.  12 compartments for smuggling, 17 compartments for snuggling
6.  Rear defroster only works when parking break is engaged
5.  It's actually just rental from the Mos Eisley Hertz
4.  Juffy Lube will change the oil, but will NOT honor a coupon
3.  Can run on ethanol, unleaded, nuclear fusion, or Crisco
2.  Registration expired between episodes 4 and 6.......never got renewed
1.  HEPA filter installed due to excessive Wookiee hair

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