Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this?"
A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a blank form, and writes: "Woof woof. Woof Woof Woof. Woof Woof Woof Woof."
The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
The dog looks confused and replies, "But that would make no sense at all."
Mom, you are not allowed to leave a comment regarding joke #1. It is hilarious, end of story.