Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

The other day my brother-in-law posted a status update claiming he was a "bad interviewee." Well, Sean, at least you aren't these guys...or are you???


10. The interviewers always use your resume and cover letter to write down a list of candidates that are better than you

9. Your phone goes off four times.....before you sit down

8. Your ring tone is the sound of a falling bomb

7. Interviewer is constantly distracted by your big ears and horrible, horrible ideas

6. Medical schools always tell you they are very interested in your mind, "Not now, but eventually."

5. Your mail comes addressed to "That guy who can't nail an interview"

4. You can't wait to discuss the part in your resume where it tells how you are writing an accurate orbital mechanics system for a fictional solar system for an online text-based role playing game

3. American Express doesn't call you back, but Panda Express won't leave you alone.

2. Before answering any question, you consult with miniature figurine of Tim Tebow

1. Your Xbox gamertag is "ForeverJobless"

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