Personally, I am shocked they don't actually already have Twilight cereal. I mean, are the marketing and PR people over at Summit Entertainment in a coma? Anyway, I was meaning to finish writing this list back in May so I would have it ready for when Eclipse opened up, but it got away from me. UNTIL NOW!
TOP TEN REJECTED TWILIGHT CEREALS
10. Volturi-Os
9. Unlucky Charms, now with New Moons!
8. Love Bites
7. Sparkly-comb
6. Cullen Crunchies
5. La Pusharoos
4. Honey bunches of Wolves
3. Team Fiber!
2. Frosted Forks
1. Jaspersnaps
(Do you get #1? Because Jasper "snaps" and attacks Bella in New Moon? Oh, man that was clever...Good thing I write these mainly to amuse myself :)
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Sister Sweeney, I cannot express in words just how absolutely amazing this is. It's impossible. Thank you for the dedicatiion-by-facebook-message. Sincerely, Sarah
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