Me: Why did you come and sleep on my floor last night?
Cindy: It's just that I hear noises sometimes and get scared, so I come in there to sleep because if a guy breaks in, I want to die with you.
Me: Wow. But wait, shouldn't you be saying that you come in my room so that if a guy breaks in you will be protected because dad will shoot him with his gun or I will fight him off and save everyone?
Cindy: No. I am pretty sure we're gonna die.