Have I attempted to watch Dr. Who and find out what all the fuss is about? Yes. Twice. And both times it left me angry at the world in which I live. (Click here for actual footage of what happens when I try to watch the show. This was when I had that really bad short haircut.) It is so bizarre that it is hard to even tell what is going on in the show. The last time I tried to watch it there was a "woman" that had had so much plastic surgery that her face was a now just a tightly stretched piece of skin that was about the size of a pizza box with a pair of lips. That was it. She could still talk and was wheeled around like a church chalkboard. And she of course was in outer space. And this is a show that has been on since 1963. Are you kidding me?! I am just absolutely mystified by the interest in this show. It's British, it's made by the BBC- I get it. I hate to be the one to break it to you but some shows by the BBC are actually terrible. And Dr. Who is one of them. Sorry Whovians, I just don't understand you and I never will. Sherlockians, on the other hand? Take me to your leader.