|Dennis Ackbar, circa 1930|
Since I obviously have a crush on Admiral Ackbar, let's talk some more about him. I did some research on this enigmatic mollusk and I'm dying to share a few things I found.
Prepare your minds to be blown like a Death Star!
TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ADMIRAL ACKBAR
10. Drove an 18-wheeler under the name 'Big Squiddy'
9. Cries like a baby at the end of Beaches
8. Paid his way through Rebel Cadet training by running the portrait studio at the Tatooine Wal-Mart
7. His favorite color is light tan
6. Never had his wisdom teeth come in
5. Mother is half clam
4. Sings mezzo soprano in the Rebel Alliance choir
3. He cuts Mon Mothma's hair
2. Is allergic to the filling in cream horns
1. Can't stand Ewoks