There's just nothing like a good top ten list. And this is nothing like a good top ten list, because there are actually eleven! I have to give a huge shout out to my mom who was totally clutch in helping me finish this list while we were driving around today. Together, we present....
TOP ELEVEN SIGNS YOUR SUMMER CAMP SUCKS
11. Day 1 begins with an invigorating 147-mile hike
10. Swimming hole is actually just a giant hole
9. No canoeing or crafts but plenty of beet farming
8. Scary campfire stories all center around Obama's successful reelection campaign
7. "S'mores" taste suspiciously like two Triscuits and a tootsie roll
6. Your counselor is Jerry Sandusky
5. Shorts aren't allowed but skinny jeans are mandatory
4. "Exciting daily field trips" turn out to be canvassing with the Jehovah's Witnesses
3. Do-it-yourself infirmary
2. Your tent mate is really protective of his bath salts
1. Three words: Kaazam movie marathon
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