My Dad commented on Friday's top ten list by adding a few more that I thought were totally worthy of publishing. Here are 6 more P.S. Statments for me to write on my postcards to Elder Sweeney: (See the previous post for the full explanation)
.......and just so eveyone knows, #5 is my favorite.
6. You can turn back the odometer with a USB cable and a laptop—go to usedcartricks.com
5. Are you finished with New Moon yet? If so, send it back.
4. Ha! Looks like you owe your comp a 10-spot…a Full House beats a Straight every time
3. No, the salt goes around the rim
2. I don’t think getting a blessing for that kind of a rash would be appropriate
1. You’re right-it’s totally better to tell them about tithing after they’re baptized
1 comment:
These were hilarious!
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