Saturday, May 22, 2010

Insert your own joke here


Like throwing a softball to Albert Pujols....


"Somebody catch that disgusting, sniveling rodent! Oh, and make sure you get that furry little critter on the floor too."

Rat infestation plagues presidential Rose Garden!

Secret Service Director: If that rat is going to be part of this press conference, can someone get him a teleprompter?
Secret Service Agent: President Obama already has one, sir.

Oh, I could go on for hours....

2 comments:

Mike said...

And now it is with great pride that I introduce to you the next Justice of the Supreme Court, Elena Kagan.

Pssst...Mr. Biden, it's not your turn yet...get out of the way...

Let me make this perfectly clear--this rat is left over from the Bush Administration.

Amy said...

Hahaha!! More! We want more!