A playing card (four of diamonds) with a diagram of the Tulsa, OK airport on the back.
A foam bookmark with the greatest school picture in the history of school pictures ever stuck to it.
(I may or may not be making this into a Christmas ornament for my tree this year.
I don't know who this guy is, but I gotta have him.)
A baggie filled with a disgusting sock.
And I thought Cindy having 154 fun size Skittles wrappers under her bed made me nervous! While I do some reconnaissance on these items, go ahead and make your guesses as to why these were in his backpack. If you go three for three, I will give you a playing card with a diagram of the Tulsa, OK airport on it. What can I say? I have connections...