1. Washing your washing machine feels weird but is extremely gratifying.
2. Venus is the most inhospitable of all the planets. What, you were expecting something silly? Space is no joke, people.
3. I should never, ever be allowed to play Call of Duty right before going to bed.
4. Heavenly Father loves me because even though he made me the Primary President, he lets me go to Ward Council every week and sit by my dad.
5. No burger is complete without fresh slice of grilled pineapple.
6. Childbirth is less painful than getting dandruff shampoo in your eye.