Yesterday I told Luke a joke. It went like this...
Me: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Me: In case he got a hole in one!
Luke: I don't get it.
Me: You know, the expression, getting "a hole in one"? Making the ball in with just one shot?
Luke: Yeah, but I still don't get it.
Me: In case he got a "hole in one"! Of the pairs of pants??
Luke: I still don't get the joke, though.
Me: You're killing me! If he got a hole in one of the pairs of pants, he was wearing a second pair.
Luke: I KNOW, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOPHER??!
Me: Golfer, Luke. A golf-er.
Luke: Oh. I get it now.
And in case you were wondering, a gopher wears two pairs of pants just to be ridiculous.