Monday, December 30, 2013

Wait for iiiiiiit....

Here are the two best jokes from Cindy's joke book that she got for Christmas. 

Q:  What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan who?
No, it's just me.

That is now my favorite knock, knock joke of all time.  All time.

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