Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Spotlight on R2-D2

Top Ten Little Known Facts About R2-D2

10. The D stands for Darius
9.   Lost his arms in a fishing accident when he was 12
8.   His dome top comes off and doubles as a salad bowl
7.   Comes pre-installed with Microsoft Office and Angry Birds
6.   Has a horrendous stuttering problem
5.   Will not eat a sandwich unless it is cut into triangles
4.   Is 1/8 Puerto Rican
3.   Once used his utility arm to hack into the cash register at a Panda Express
2.   Younger brother, X2D2, is a forensic accountant in the Degobah System
1.   Thinks Yoda is a total moron