Friday, January 15, 2016

From Deep In the Amazon

What would our lives be like without Amazon Prime?
I'll tell you what they would be like, they would suck.  

I mean, we would be living a world where our outdoor fires 
had to burn in their regular, natural colors.

But instead, for a mere $8.78, I get to have a 12 pack of Mystical Campfire Colorant 
shipped to my door and my fire now burns blue and green and red.  

And that's the color of capitalism.

Feel the freedom

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