What would our lives be like without Amazon Prime?
I'll tell you what they would be like, they would suck.
I mean, we would be living a world where our outdoor fires
had to burn in their regular, natural colors.
But instead, for a mere $8.78, I get to have a 12 pack of Mystical Campfire Colorant
shipped to my door and my fire now burns blue and green and red.
And that's the color of capitalism.
|Feel the freedom|