The Prattle of Wounded Knee

So my good friend Davina had knee surgery this past week.  Thankfully it was just a knee scope and she will be back on her feet in no time.  You know, some people might take in a meal to help her out, others might babysit her children, but not me.  I will do my part by writing a top ten list.  I mean, I don't need to be all actually helping people out and stuff.  This one's for you, my friend!

TOP TEN THINGS DAVINA COULD SAY WHEN PEOPLE ASK HER 

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER KNEE

10.  She decided to do some hands on research for the upcoming Young Women's camp theme of "Stand Ye on Holy Crutches"
9. Her "awesome" gland was getting too big, so she had half of it removed (You didn't know your awesome gland was in your knee, did you? Which explains why I have bad knees...)
8. She was tortured after the last rocket she launched veered about 2 degrees too much to the left and Air Force does not tolerate that kind of failure.
7. There was a small hole in her knee and so she decided to stick the hose in it and see how much water her leg could hold
6.  She tore her ACL while fighting someone who called her Vitamix a "blender"
5.  Michelle finally hired a hit man to take out her biggest competition once and for all :)
4.  Her knee was actually completely fine but she just got Obamacare and since everything is free, well, who WOULDN'T have surgery??
3.  It took a torn meniscus, but she finally beat Aaron at "The Ketchup Song" on Just Dance 4
2.  She will do anything to get out of going through car line
1.  Two words:  homemade fireworks