Here are the two best jokes from Cindy's joke book that she got for Christmas.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
No, it's just me.
That is now my favorite knock, knock joke of all time. All time.
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