Happy Star Wars Day :) The force will be with you, always.
TOP TEN REJECTED PLOT LINES FOR THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE
10. A team of highly skilled Jawas have seven days to overhaul the Milennium Falcon and surprise Han Solo with a souped up ship fit for a smuggler
9. Yoda struggles with his decision to have his ears pinned back
8. Han and Leia have a son that really sucks at pool
7. An in-depth look at Jabba's akward teenage years
6. R2-D2 and C3PO try out to become the first droids to cheer for the Dallas Cowboys
5. Luke has an allergic reaction to shellfish and almost dies
4. Lando Calrissian has moderate success when he releases an R&B album under the stage name The Mocha Cloud
3. Thousands of Stormtroopers revolt over reduced hours to save the Empire from participation in Obamacare
2. Chewy opens a SuperCuts on Endor
1. Annakin travels back in time to kill Jar Jar Binks as an infant
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