A Cindy Quickie

Today while driving in the car Cindy was expressing her annoyance at having to go to girls camp this summer.  I told her that if I am going to be there, sweating my guts out and swimming with alligators, she's going to be there too.  Then I heard her say, "Well, I'm just going to have to get gingivitis so I can't go."  I immediately started laughing because I was about 1000% sure that Cindy had no idea what gingivitis was.  "So you're going to get gum disease so you won't have to go to girls camp?"  To which she replied, "Aw, crap, that is not what I thought that was.  No, I won't get that.  I'll get something else."  Keep dreaming, sister! Flaming Arrow awaits your arrival :)