"Carmen with Jackie Evancho's biggest fan!"
And that is when the needle fell off the record.
Come to find out, this interesting woman had to bring her pet raccoon TO THE CONCERT because it's blind, can't smell and had to be fed every two hours.
I am just gonna put this handy eye chart here because right now you are thinking, "Wow, my eyes need to be examined because I thought that said that a lady brought a pet raccoon to a concert and we all know that is impossible and ridiculous."
Go ahead, cover one eye, check the results.
My eyes are fine. What the heck? |
But when you really think about it, of course there was a raccoon at the concert. This is Polk County. That concert wasn't going to declass itself, people!
The moral of this story:
Raccoons are shifty.
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