A Luke Quickie

Last night during FHE Jacob was giving the kids an inspirational pep talk about being the best.  He made the analogy that our family is by far, his favorite "team" to coach.  We are Team Sweeney.  He then declared himself the coach and me the team manager.  Then Cindy declared herself the "star player" and laughed as she told Luke that he was the "audience watching the game."  Luke was incredibly offended at this and shot back very matter-of-factly, "No, I'm not, I'm the mascot!!" BURN!!