Top Ten Little Known Facts About R2-D2
10. The D stands for Darius
9. Lost his arms in a fishing accident when he was 12
8. His dome top comes off and doubles as a salad bowl
7. Comes pre-installed with Microsoft Office and Angry Birds
6. Has a horrendous stuttering problem
5. Will not eat a sandwich unless it is cut into triangles
4. Is 1/8 Puerto Rican
3. Once used his utility arm to hack into the cash register at a Panda Express
2. Younger brother, X2D2, is a forensic accountant in the Degobah System
1. Thinks Yoda is a total moron
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