What soccer game?

I am still not at a point where I can talk about the US v. Portugal game from last night.  So I will instead do what I do best, change the subject and avoid my feelings.  Here is the first installment in what I hope will be a recurring segment in Sweeneyville, called:

THE WEIRDEST THING I FOUND AT WINGS OF EAGLES

(Wings of Eagles is also known as "the expired food store")

This was the clear winner after today's visit:

The Tracy McGrady rubber duck, complete with mustache hairs.  Admit it, whenever you have imagined TMac in duck form, this is exactly what it looked like.