The Only Reason I Go To The Beach

Is obviously so that I can take pictures of my family punching seagulls.  If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.  So here are the top five seagull punches from my trip to the beach on Saturday afternoon....


5.    Cindy's double punch.

4.  Mom's long-distance intimidater.

3.  Dad's direct shot of doom!

2.   Cindy's sunset special.

1.  Luke's lazer (WHICH was taken with my new smartphone camera in the blinding sun and no viewfinder, so pretty much the photographer wins this contest.  Oh wait, that would be me!)

And just in case you can't find a seagull to punch....

TOP TEN ALTERNATIVES TO A SEAGULL PUNCH 

10.  Pelican stupify
9.  Flounder fisticuff
8.  Eel thrust
7.  Starfish tweek
6.  Manatee roundhouse
5.  Octopus lunge
4.  Sandpiper wallop
3.  Crab spank
2. Tortoise slap
1. The Ol' Manta Sixer