TOP TEN CHANGES I WILL MAKE NOW THAT I AM PRIMARY PRESIDENT
10. At least four songs in the primary program will be performed by a mariachi band9. Father's Day cards from the kids will be a BOGO coupon for boneless wings
8. Fifth Sunday lessons will feature a lecture from one of Lakeland's most successful possum trappers
7. Fall Festival will be 4% more festive
6. From now on Webeloes will be called Super Wolves
5. All teachers must wear an attractive sweater
4. Sharing Time: out, Staring Time: in
3. Visitors get a sticker, a song and anything out of the Seminary closet they want
2. Children will be spotlighted according to how many times they have detailed my car
1. Every time a kid says the word "scriptures" we have a slice of pie
Gotta give props to Cindy for writing number 5 all by herself :)
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