As I am about to sign up for another 5K- Santa Sprint, December 19th, Anyone? Anyone?- I hope none of this comes true....
Top Ten Signs You've Signed Up For a Bad 5K
10. Your race number is written on a Triscuit
9. Race times are measured in terms of Number of SpongeBob's race officials watched while you were gone
8. Too many racers in "high heels" division to medal
7. Free T-shirt replaced with Hannah Montana fingerless gloves
6. Post-race snacks are ketchup and mustard packets from Burger King
5. First place prize is giving a giant wedgie to the person who came in second
4. iPods: Not allowed. Singing the songs of Jewel while running: Mandatory.
(Oh wait, that last one is a sign you signed up for a HORRIFIC 5K, my mistake...)
3. All money raised is going towards finding a cure for Bad Fashion Sense
2. Goodie bag is nothing more than a Ziploc with a stick of gum and some string
1. One word: blindfolds
1 comment:
Good List, but ummm, where are my suggestions? Hello, a shout out to print outs inside crappy picture frames perhaps?
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