Bike Week

After trying for most of the week, Luke finally got it.

Watch out, Bersch Road!

No, seriously, watch out.  He doesn't really have the steering part yet...

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Two games in, two goals.

I Am Not Making This Up

You know how when you are running a race and you really want to eat a tomato but you also don't really have the time to stop and eat one?  Well, my friend, all your troubles are over!  And I am now also re-evaluating my entire life.  A Japanese company (Japan? No. way.) has invented an 18 pound robot backpack that will feed you up to six tomatoes while running a marathon.  I cannot even believe that I just typed that sentence and it was not part of a top ten list.  Eat your hearts out Shark Tank, because you missed out big time.

Full Ridiculous Story Here

Now, you might be thinking that this is the stupidest thing you have ever seen.  But, look here, naysayer!   

Top Ten  Inventions that are Worse Than A Robot Tomato Backpack

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Wow, that list was a toughie!
  

A Luke Quickie

This Friday Luke has to dress up as Abraham Lincoln for a school project.  I was bemoaning the fact that I have to help make a hat and beard for him, but after Luke told me what the other kids got assigned, I decided that I am the luckiest parent in that entire classroom.  I mean, how in the world do you dress up a 7 year old like Jimmy Carter, Anne Frank or Susan B. Anthony?  Luke realized how lucky it was to be Honest Abe but was very worried for one friend in particular.  He said to me, "I don't know what Levi is going to do because he is Martin Luther King,  Jr. and he is NOT black."  Good luck with that, Levi.

A Luke Quickie

I will blog more about this later, but Friday night as a family we went to an Orlando Magic pro basketball game.  After it was all said and done and we were driving home in the car, I asked Luke what his favorite part was.  The first thing he said was the escalators, (which will make a nice backup plan as a way to get to outer space if rocket technology ever disappears) but the second thing surprised me. He replied, "When the score was 19 to 20." Can't argue with that, I mean, those 20 seconds were pretty sweet.

It Was A Close One

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Now It All Maketh Sense

So have you heard of or used the new Relative Finder website to find out what famous (LDS and otherwise) people you are related to?  I tried it out on Monday night and feasteth thine eyes on this!

William Shakespeare is my 11th Great Grandfather! 

Did you hear what I just typed?  

William Shakespeare is my 11th great grandfather.

Shut your mouth and slap your grandma, what?!

William Shakespeare is my 11th great grandfather!

No one seems as excited about this as me.  Sigh.  

AND, he was born and died (48 years later) on the exact same day.  April 23rd.

Luke's birthday.  

Seriously, this genealogical discovery is just about the most shocking thing I ever heard!!!   Well, okay, that's not entirely true because we also typed in Jacob's information and now I'm thinking I may have married my cousin. Eww.  

Now we know where my crazy writing gene comes from!  Thanks, Grandpa Bill. 

Thou art welcome.  

****Other notable "cousins" I have include Elvis Presley, Emelia Earheart, Butch Cassidy, Abraham Lincoln, Philo T. Farnsworth, Marjorie Hinckley, Thomas B. Marsh, Brigham Young, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, Mitt Romney, Thomas S. Monson and, unfortunately, Governor Boggs. Bummer.

A Jacob Quickie

Saturday was Luke's triumphant return to soccer!  He played a basketball game at 10 and then hit the pitch at noon.  It's tough being so talented :)  For having only attended one soccer practice up to this point, he did amazing.  He still has great ball control, great speed and this time around our team finally has a ringer!  We have this giant kid that can really kick the ball and not fall down every time a stiff breeze blows.  It. is. awesome.  And definitely a new experience for Luke's team, which is made up of pretty much every tiny kid from last time.  At one point in the game the giant kid was taking a free kick.  (I am going to try and find out his actual name, until then he shall be known as 'Manute'.)  Our little guys were just kind of standing there about ten feet away waiting for the kick and suddenly Jacob was yelling at Luke to back up and get open. Seconds after Luke listened and got down field, Manute kicked the ball over everyone's head and Luke was in exactly the right spot to run onto it, dribble and score a goal on a great one-on-one breakaway. We were all amazed out how Jacob totally called it!  My dad was amazed, my mom was amazed- I too, was amazed, (and also incredibly happy Luke scored the goal), and finally after everyone telling Jacob how incredible it was that he saw the future, Jacob stood next to me and said kind of puzzled, "Well, I AM a soccer coach..."  Oh, yeah. I guess after all the thousands of hours of practice, playing games and all those classes for coaching licenses, he might know a little about soccer :)

Love Is In The Air

I was wondering what kind of Valentines Luke might want to take to school this year.  Star Wars?Ninja Turtle?  Lego?  Nah.  He used his art set from Christmas to hand draw, cut out and label 18 individual Valentines for his class, including one for his teacher.  He did this for about an hour and a half two Sundays ago unbeknownst to any one of us.  This kid is killing me!

I am still waiting to see if Cindy is too cool for Valentines now that she is in Middle School, but I know she wouldn't turn down this guy!  

I am sure this is a product aimed at men, but I just might have to give Cindy the surprise of a lifetime with this on Saturday.  She LOVES beef jerky and, if I remember correctly, super creepy Klingon-esque Sasquatch, so this would be a huge win-win.

A Cindy Quickie

Tonight during scriptures we reached section 89 of the Doctrine and Covenants, which is all about the Word of Wisdom.  We were giving some background to the kids and told them that before this revelation was received, many of the church leaders smoked pipes and used chewing tobacco. To this Cindy mused, "And we wonder why they're all dead." I love that girl.