The Numbers Don't Lie

Come on, admit it.  You loved it last time around...


Vacation by numbers:

0

Number of speeding tickets, accidents and smartphones we had on the trip

1

Items we lost.
My South McKeel Elementary car magnet!!!  How did that come off?? Bummer.

9

Times we heard the song "Call Me Maybe", which includes times it was on in a store or restaurant

12,006

Times we heard the song "Rumor Has It" by Adele

10,896

Highest Elevation in feet we achieved (driving out of Denver)

282 

Elevation in feet of my house in Lakeland

0

Number of actual "Rest Stops" we used on the trip

326

Number of pictures I took

12

LDS temples visited

4,800

approximate miles we drove in total

3

total times Luke threw up in the car

6,131

number of teenage softball players staying at our hotel in Kansas City



13
number of states we drove through

4

number of plates we didn't find in the License Plate game.  

We'll get you next time New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Vermont!!!

3.09

least expensive gas we saw

3.67

most expensive gas we saw

3.65

average price of gas when we needed to fill up


36
Pounds of ice cream or dessert I ate on the trip.  During the first week.


112
Total number of waffles consumed by my children.

14

Movies watched during the drive.  NONE were Star Wars :)


5
Times we had to open the car windows because Luke ate too much sausage at breakfast that morning.
Seriously, we learned on this trip that Luke is capable of smells you could not imagine.

A Cindy Quickie

The last morning we spent in a hotel on vacation was in Birmingham, Alabama.  We just had to drive home that day, so we took our time checking out.  For some reason Cindy felt the need to take a little of the burden off of the housekeeping lady at the hotel.  Without anyone asking her, Cindy made up the sleeper couch and put it back together, then she made the king bed, neatly pulling the sheets up, arranging the pillows and even putting the runner at the foot of the bed.   She also convinced Luke to pitch in a little bit.  I think she was feeling very proud of herself for the work she had done, and perhaps borderline smug, as evidenced by the note she left for the housekeeper:

Fables

We all know many of Aesop's famous fables, but they recently found some new ones he wrote a little later on in life.  Take a look, they teach some valuable lessons.


Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl who had never ridden an ATV before.  So while on a trip near the magical land of Panguitch, Utah, she decided to ride on the back of one, while her brother-in-law drove.  She was delighted and thrilled as she was driven all around the wondrous trails and back roads of the local lodge, but was utterly horrified when all at once it was discovered that her brother-in-law had flattened a tiny chipmunk with the driving machine.  The moral of the story:  A man is known by the number of ground squirrels he assassinates.




Years ago a young woman and her two children ventured to a recreation center to jump on trampolines with the young woman's brother and his wife.  After having much fun playing basketball and dodgeball, they decided to jump off trampolines into giant pits filled with rectangular foam bricks.  The young woman's brother elected to vault himself very high into the hair and land in a prostrate position. When he got out of the pit, he realized he had made a very poor decision. The moral of the story: Misfortune will surely befall him who belly flops unwisely.





An older brother once dared his younger brother to stand under the frigid waterfall of Mossy Cave Creek.  In return for this act, the younger brother would receive 40 gold coins.  The brother, fearing the extreme temperature of the flow, declined the offer.  His wife, however, was tremendously brave and immediately trudged into the icy cold water where she counted to five and then collected her money. Later that day, the same brother challenged the same younger brother to smash his face into a plate of lemon cream pie.  In return for this act he would receive ten gold coins.  The younger brother promptly covered his face in pie, thus earning the coins. The moral of the story:  A software engineer and his money are soon parted by those unafraid of cold water and pastry.

Back in the Saddle

First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!  

In the grand Bingham tradition of giving chimpanzee-related birthday cards and treats to each other, 

well, here ya go:

  

It's not as good as knitting you a sweater out of eyelashes or tears, but it's still beautiful.

And wowee, wow, wowzers! I am finally home. And seeing as how Cindy is off trying to find friends to play with and Luke is playing Lego Star Wars in a glazed-over, coma-like state of mind, it's kind of like we never left!! We took six days to drive out to Utah and three to come home, so I was thinking the trip home would be HORRIFIC. But while the starting two, 14-hour days in a row were a little long, they were very manageable with my awesome children and their bladders of steel. In fact, on Wednesday we left Utah at 6:30am and only had to make two stops before we made it to Amarillo, TX for the night. Killer! There is so much to say and to re-cap about this trip- but I promise to be quick and post 12,000 words a day so I can be done telling you all about it by September. Let's start it off with a little comparison shot. Here are my children sitting on a log near Bryce Canyon when we went down to the Panguitch family reunion three years ago:

And here are my children this year after I made them hike about half a mile back to the exact same log to take this picture. They were in SUCH a good mood by then...

I love that Luke is still wearing a Spiderman shirt all those years later.


And hopefully Monday I will be handing out my 2012 Roadie Awards, where we find out who was the MVP of the road trip- the GPS or my kids. It's going to be a nail biter!!

Already Sunday?

Wow, this trip just keeps getting better! We left Panguitch and got back into Salt Lake on Saturday afternoon. The best part is that we got to make an impromptu side trip to see the Manti Temple, which I have ALWAYS wanted to see in real life. It was INCREDIBLE. I was not disappointed when I saw it. Gorgeous! After we got back into town and found grandma's new house, we got ready to go and see a Real Salt Lake soccer game. Bonus: Brian and Kelly came along! Double bonus: free Pioneer Day Fireworks after the game! Quite an impressive display! Today was spent heading to two more temples, checking out grandma and grandpa's new ward and hanging out with family. Including Brian and Kelly because DeAnne is the nicest person on the planet :-)

Still Alive

Well, we completed the trip to Utah. finally made it into Panguitch about 5pm yesterday and we were really grateful to be out of the car :-). The trip out was actually pretty great. I have desperately been trying to upload photos on here, but I absolutely can't get Blogger to cooperate! It's probably something with the app or Android, but I keep trying just in case. We had a great time in Kansas City; we took the kids to Liberty Jail and the Independence Visitor's center. I really loved getting to know a little more about church history, it really was fascinating. the drive to Denver was good, the experience in Denver was NOT. one day I will elaborate on the story of our bumped hotel room and having to stay in a part of town so sketchy I was glad Jacob had his gun. Not cool, Marriott. But alas, we are here with family and friends and having a great time. Hiking today, horseback riding tomorrow and the best part of all is you need a jacket in the morning and at night. In July!!!!!

Temple #1

Hopefully this will be the first of many temples we see along our journey :-) Bill and Susie, I thought of you!

World of Coca-Cola

I thought I would upload a few pics from our trip from yesterday. We had a great time :-)

Luke having a coke from a bronze pharmacist.

Time to drink some Beverly!  It's an Italian coke drink.

Luke did not care for Beverly.

BEHOLD: The Vault Containing the secret formula!!!!

A Luke Quickie

Yesterday as we made our way to Atlanta we told the kids that we would be there in about 3 hours.  After I said this, it apparently started to sink in for Luke, who very excitedly said, "Hey, my school I go to is only three hours......AND THAT ISN'T EVEN THAT LONG AT ALL! Who-hoo! " I forget that being a kid also means not being equipped with any sense of time whatesoever. 

Anyway, Atlanta was wonderful. We decided that a trip to World of Coca-Cola was the perfect way to kill the few hours we had before heading on to Chattanooga and then Columbia, TN to see my brother and his family.  It was a cute little place!  As long as you go into it accepting that it really is just a giant commercial for Coke (I mean, what else is there to say about it?) then you will have a fun time.  And you get to taste over 60 varieties of Coke from around the world and take your own glass bottle of Coke home with you, so how could you go wrong?  Even better is that now Cindy is a little obssessed with the whole "Secret Formula"- which is a huge part of the World of Coke museum.  We explained it to her in terms of Spongebob and the secret formula for Krabby Patties and how Plankton is always trying to steal it.   She has now decided that she wants to work at the Coke Museum when she grows up so she can know what's in the secret formula.  Boy will she be disappointed.

The Sweeneys Went Down To Georgia

Well, we started our trip! Everything has gone exactly as planned. Maybe endlessly planning things out really works sometimes?? Today we drove to Atlanta and had dinner with my friend Christina @ Gladys Knights Chicken and Waffles. And we did have chicken and waffles! I also had some Mac and cheese, some BBQ turkey legs, and a broccoli casserole that was pretty good.  And of course, seeing Christina was awesome.  Sure wish she would move back down to our neck of the woods :-)  Our hotel here is great, the kids can't control their excitement.  They fight over who will use the key to open the door, who will turn on the fireplace, who will turn off the foreplace, who will get which side of the bed- it is great!  For now I am exhausted and can't wait to fall asleep on my Marriott mattress :)  P.S.  you will have to forgive my editing as I continue to figure out blogging on the tablet....