I had to go to the eye doctor this week because I was getting some sort of infection in my eyes. I had a real bad infection about 5 years ago (cold sore virus in the eyes) and I was pretty sure that it was coming back. However, much to my surprise, it was not the same thing I had before. The doc just told me to not wear my contacts for a few days (arghhh!! I HATE wearing glasses. And I like to talk like a pirate, apparently...) AND he gave me a new cleaning solution and case- a kind that was like nothing I had seen before. Maybe all you contact wearers out there have heard of this, but I never had. It is a cleaning solution made of 3% hydrogen peroxide. (Yes, you read that correctly) and then the case you use is like an upright mini contact lens dishwasher. Anyway, as the bottle and box clearly SCREAM at you, you are never to use this special solution directly in your eye or directly on your contacts before you put them in!!!! The lenses have to soak in the stuff for 6 hours in order for the solution to be neutralized and then safe to put in your eyes. Anyway, I put the contacts in there tonight for the first time and just as the doctor said, the stuff started bubbling and foaming like some sort of eye Polident! It is still going strong right now and by morning the lenses will be squeaky clean! Who knew? I just read some online reviews and almost all of them are glowing. So maybe this solves my contact lens issues (how they are uncomfortable, I hate taking them out, they stick to my eyes like atomic saran wrap, etc.) As always, you will be the first to know how the old eyeballs take to them in the morning.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Misty's Visit
My sister-in-law, Misty, and my nieces, Addie and Laurel, were in town for a funeral this past week. They spent most of their time up in Tallahassee with family, but got to spend a day with us here in Lakeland before they headed back out to Utah. We went to a new kid's park here that is absolutely wonderful. It's huge, it's new, it has the coolest equipment, and the kids had a blast. A few pics from the visit....
Awh, Addie missed Diabo!
Just like Luke, Addie was mesmorized by Grandma Bingham's Fish Lips. Truly!
I love the name Addie, but it's awfully tempting to call her Dave Jr. :)
Our time was short, but we had a great time together. Can't wait to see all of you again, hopefully it won't be too long!
Awh, Addie missed Diabo!
Just like Luke, Addie was mesmorized by Grandma Bingham's Fish Lips. Truly!
I love the name Addie, but it's awfully tempting to call her Dave Jr. :)
Our time was short, but we had a great time together. Can't wait to see all of you again, hopefully it won't be too long!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The best things in life are free...really!
I am sure that by now you have heard many times over about the impending switch of all analog TV signals to digital. This switch is not that big of a deal to anyone with either a newer TV or a subscription to cable or satellite. I, however, fall into the category of those 100 special humans on the planet that have neither of these things and doesn't see things changing anytime soon. Yes, it is the old rabbit ears for us. Anyway, I sent away for our coupons to buy our digital converter box and they came this past week. I was not really thinking about this as being urgent, as the official switch is not happening until February sometime. But yesterday, we decided to go ahead and get a box or two and hook it up. After all, maybe we could get some new channels and maybe our old ones would become only kinda crappy, instead of thier usual really crappy. So after we hooked up the box, the picture was a little better, and we could clearly see that we were actually picking up about 12 more channels!! In the land of the cable impaired, this is front page news. We were stunned and simultaneously overjoyed. And our good luck has continued! Last night I stumbled upon an online video that instructs you how to make the best homemade TV antenna with just coathangers and screws. (watch video here) Jacob watched it a few times and then said he could make it. He dug out some copper wire we had hiding in the garage, got a piece of wood from Mom's house, bought one little cable piece from Radio Shack, and Eureka!! It really works. This is our new antenna behind our TV and it works IONS better than the rabbit ears. It's not even a contest! So now we have about 25 totally FREE channels to choose from, including about 5 new pbs-type stations and 2 new stations that are entirely made up of kids programming! I can't believe the government finally did something right in requiring us to make this switch. However, it is still a good news/bad news situation. Good news: More channels, awesome picture. Bad News: we have to look at this thing every day from now on. But, as you can see, I did take the liberty of drawing a small nose on the bottom to give it a face and have lovingly named him "Amazing Larry." (See Pee-Wee's Big Adventure for reference) Anyway, if you are doing the rabbit ear thing (that's you, Amy and Christina) and it sucks- make this antenna! I have to say that this whole experience has reaffirmed three things in my mind: 1. Not paying for cable is wonderful. 2. I LOVE the Internet. (No, really, I wish I could marry it and become Mrs. Internet) and 3. Jacob can build/fix anything! You should see the nuclear reactor out by the shed. Amazing!
Saturday, January 24, 2009
On your mark, get set, fall asleep!
I don't know about you, but when it comes to napping (and sleeping in general), I am a complete spaz. It seems that taking a nap should be so normal, so easy to do. I mean, you're tired, you got time on your hands, it makes sense to lay down and take a snooze. It's cozy, comfortable, it's very refreshing! I get it! But me and naps just don't get along. Actually, let me rephrase that, me and planned naps, do not get along. There is something about telling yourself that you are supposed to fall asleep and the pressure it creates that complete ruins the whole experience for me. It is impossible for me to make myself sleep during a specific window of opportunity. Like when you have an hour or so before mutual that night and could squeeze in some Z's or like after you have a baby and some saintly soul comes to your house to watch the baby so you can nap. What an opportunity! But it never worked out that way for me. I would try to sleep, but knowing that I was now expected to sleep and the entire point was for me to sleep, was simply too much pressure and I was consequently, wide awake. (Although just laying down and resting was still a huge treat.) However, put me in a situation where I doze off completely by accident and we got a winner! That is my favorite napping scenario. I can't come home from church and get into bed and make myself sleep. Can't be done. But put me on the couch watching a science fiction movie or Word Girl on PBS or let me read a book for a while and I am usually a gonner. Which is good to know, because sleep in and of itself is such a mystery to me. How come we can be sooo tired when we need to be awake (like when I was in Econ 101 at BYU or when I am reading Little Fox goes to the End of the World to Cindy in her bed at 8pm) and then completely wide awake when it is time to go to bed? Plus, when I am finally in my own bed and waiting to fall asleep, I start thinking about how exactly we fall asleep and also start wondering how we never notice we are falling asleep. Then I worry that I won't ever fall asleep that night because I am simply waiting to observe it happening. (I told you I was a spaz.) Add to this the extremely good possibility that I will have the strangest dreams imaginable and it is really a miracle I ever sleep, ever. So pretty much I have stopped announcing that I am going to take a nap. I now just make my way to the couch and turn on some Star Trek. "Captain, re-route all available energy to the sleeping systems!" Works every time....
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Word to your Mother
The other day I was telling Jacob some of my favorite words. You know, the ones you like to say because you like the way they sound or the way they come off your tongue? So here are some of my favorite words: (meaning has absolutely no bearing, because quite honestly, I don't know what some of these mean)
Do you see any of your favorite words on there? If you do, I am happy to be your homodoxian. (Geez! Get your mind out of the gutter! It means 'someone who feels the same way as you do' :)
1. Impervious
2. Brisket
3. Reciprocity
4. Chicanery
5. Reiterate
6. Ne'er-do-well
7. Expunge
8. Sycophant
9. Hamburglar
10. Flautist
11. Chihuahua
12. Barnacle
13. Hobgoblin
14. Festoon
15. Serendipity
16. Calypso
17. Jugular
18. Viva
19. Spritzer
20. Astrometrics
Do you see any of your favorite words on there? If you do, I am happy to be your homodoxian. (Geez! Get your mind out of the gutter! It means 'someone who feels the same way as you do' :)
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sadie's Party
Cindy's cousin, Sadie, turned 7 this past week! Cindy got to go to her party, where we went to a real nail salon and got her nails painted! The funniest part was that in the week leading up to the party, Cindy became very worried about whether the person that was going to paint her nails was going to be a girl or a boy, because she did not want a boy to do it. Only Cindy would think of that :)
Cindy waited to have the same girl who did Ana's nails do her nails too. All is well in the world!
We even got to upgrade to a flower design on the thumbs! How girlie!
Aunt Molly made a darling nail polish cake that was totally adorable and tasted amazing. Happy Birthday to Sadie! We had a great time :)
Cindy waited to have the same girl who did Ana's nails do her nails too. All is well in the world!
We even got to upgrade to a flower design on the thumbs! How girlie!
Aunt Molly made a darling nail polish cake that was totally adorable and tasted amazing. Happy Birthday to Sadie! We had a great time :)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
You say Potato, I say Opossum
This past Saturday morning, Cindy came in and told me that something creepy was out on our back fence. I came to look, and sure enough, there was a big ol' possum out yonder (as we say here in Polk County). It was 9 in the morning, and as Cindy was very quick to point out, being nocturnal, it should not have been there.
Now, I have seen many a possum in my lifetime here in Florida, but I have never been able to get a good picture of one! But I grabbed the camera anyway and finally went outside to see if I could sneak up on it and get a picture. There was no need for a surprise attack, as I think this possum was not the sharpest tool in the shed. I pretty much went right up to it's face and it just stared at me like I was the disgusting rodent. Anyway, this experience got me thinking about how sometimes I hear these animals referred to as 'possums' and other times 'opossums'. Again, I turned to the internet to add to my Gee Whiz collection. So are they the same?? Oh no, my little friend, they are not! What I have in my backyard is an opossum. Straight up Possums are marsupials found in Australia and New Zealand. This here is a Possum:
However, just because it is spelled opossum, does not mean it is not pronounced "oh-possum" (as in "Oh, possum I have missed you!") It is pronounced "uh-possum", with the 'uh' barely noticable. In fact, that is why most people call opossums, possums- because over time the phonetic "uh" sound was subtle enough to be dropped altogher.
And what other amazing facts did I learn about opossums? I thought you would never ask!
1. Opossums have over 50 teeth- the most of any mammal, besides sharks.
2. They have soft, delicate hands and are terrible diggers.
3. They are partially or totally immune to the venom of rattlesnakes, pit vipers and cottonmouth snakes.
4. They are incredibly creepy looking in the daytime and have very low IQs. Hence their average lifespan of about 2 years.
5. The first Saturday of August has been designated as "Possum Day" in the Great State of Florida. (I am already working on my opossum float. I shall call it "Enchantment Under the Shed")
6. There is a Florida State Opossum Monument in Wausau, Florida that states the following: (and I am not making this up)
"Erected in grateful recognition of the role the("Normal times".....I love it!)
North American possum, a magnificient
survivor of the marsupial family pre-dating
the ages of the mastodon and the dinosaur
has played in furnishing both food and fur for
the early settlers and their successors. Their
presence here has provided a source of
nutritious and flavorful food in normal times
and has been important aid to human
survival in times of distress and critical need."
Anyway, Sunflower (as Cindy named it) stayed out on our fence for at least the next 30 minutes we were home and possibly more after we left for a church activity. And at one point in all this excitement, I was on the patio with Rosa the bunny, who was keeping an eye out for Yoshi the cat, who was deciding what to think of the Sunflower the opossum. Awwh, it was like a redneck petting zoo in my own backyard.
The other popular search result that came up when Googling opossum was opossum removal. This was my most favorite picture I found on that subject:
And click here to see the story of how they found an opossum living in the engine of a car.
Anyway, now that I have done my research and learned all about these critters, I have the willies on a much larger scale than before. Once again, thank you, Internet. And goodbye Sunflower, until we meet again...(which I am sure we will, but probably when you are stealing Yoshi's Ocean whitefish medley one lonely Florida night).
Saturday, January 17, 2009
LOL
Quick story that made me laugh...
This Christmas my Mom gave my neice, Ana, the play kitchen that was at my mom's house in their extra bedroom. Consequently, when Cindy went to my Mom's house after she had given it away, Cindy was totally confused where it had gone and asked my mom what had happened to the kitchen. Fearing that somehow Cindy might tell Ana where the kitchen really came from, my Mom decided to tell Cindy that she had given the kitchen to the "Christmas Elves" and didn't know what they had done with it. Cindy apparently took that story, hook, line and sinker, because today when we went to Ana's house for Sadie's (her sister's) birthday party, Cindy saw the kitchen in Ana's room and when she saw it she loudly exclaimed, quite surprised, "Oh my goodness, I need to tell Grandma Bingham!!!! She said she the elves had her kitchen and she didn't know where it went, but it is RIGHT HERE!!!" I think it's the fact that she is so serious when she says these kinds of things that makes it so funny. Definitely one for her journal. :)
PS> Cute pics from the birthday party coming soon. 7 little girls at the nail salon: Priceless!
This Christmas my Mom gave my neice, Ana, the play kitchen that was at my mom's house in their extra bedroom. Consequently, when Cindy went to my Mom's house after she had given it away, Cindy was totally confused where it had gone and asked my mom what had happened to the kitchen. Fearing that somehow Cindy might tell Ana where the kitchen really came from, my Mom decided to tell Cindy that she had given the kitchen to the "Christmas Elves" and didn't know what they had done with it. Cindy apparently took that story, hook, line and sinker, because today when we went to Ana's house for Sadie's (her sister's) birthday party, Cindy saw the kitchen in Ana's room and when she saw it she loudly exclaimed, quite surprised, "Oh my goodness, I need to tell Grandma Bingham!!!! She said she the elves had her kitchen and she didn't know where it went, but it is RIGHT HERE!!!" I think it's the fact that she is so serious when she says these kinds of things that makes it so funny. Definitely one for her journal. :)
PS> Cute pics from the birthday party coming soon. 7 little girls at the nail salon: Priceless!
Friday, January 16, 2009
30 Rocks!
Or at least that is what I have been trying to convince myself of lately. With my milestone birthday looming over me, I was thinking of a way to embrace this upcoming event rather than dread it. And luckily for everyone out there reading this blog, I thought of something! (You lucky blog readers, you!) Over the last three weeks or so I have been compiling a list, a list I have lovingly entitled "30 Things I have Never Done Before, But Want To Try."
I am sure you may have seen lists like this before, usually they involve the mentioning of skydiving (why is it ALWAYS skydiving??), bungee jumping, leaving the country, eating some exotic food like squid or caviar, getting a tattoo and things of this nature. Well, my list is a lot simpler than that. Reason one being I simply don't have the funds to bankroll activities such as those and reason two being that I did qualify my 30 things by saying I want to try them. (I don't want to skydive, bungee jump, eat nasty food or get inked- sorry to disappoint you). So over the course of the year I will be documenting each of my 30 new experiences right here on my blog as I check them off my list. (I feel like Earl Hickey right now...) I am not going to disclose what they are- it has to be a surprise. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I can tell you that these experiences are both big and small, exciting and boring and you just never know what I am going to do next. Currently I have about 17 things on the list and will be, of course, adding more. I must admit that just having this list and adding things to it has been a nice source of excitement for me- and since I will not allow myself to do any of these things before my birthday (well, I might cheat on the first one) I am totally excited for January 31 to get here so that all this list-crossing-off action can begin! Wow, this list must be magic because I actually just said I am looking forward to my 30th birthday. I think I need to make more lists!
I am sure you may have seen lists like this before, usually they involve the mentioning of skydiving (why is it ALWAYS skydiving??), bungee jumping, leaving the country, eating some exotic food like squid or caviar, getting a tattoo and things of this nature. Well, my list is a lot simpler than that. Reason one being I simply don't have the funds to bankroll activities such as those and reason two being that I did qualify my 30 things by saying I want to try them. (I don't want to skydive, bungee jump, eat nasty food or get inked- sorry to disappoint you). So over the course of the year I will be documenting each of my 30 new experiences right here on my blog as I check them off my list. (I feel like Earl Hickey right now...) I am not going to disclose what they are- it has to be a surprise. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I can tell you that these experiences are both big and small, exciting and boring and you just never know what I am going to do next. Currently I have about 17 things on the list and will be, of course, adding more. I must admit that just having this list and adding things to it has been a nice source of excitement for me- and since I will not allow myself to do any of these things before my birthday (well, I might cheat on the first one) I am totally excited for January 31 to get here so that all this list-crossing-off action can begin! Wow, this list must be magic because I actually just said I am looking forward to my 30th birthday. I think I need to make more lists!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
And now for something completely different
Today's post is totally random, with the following items for your entertainment:
#1
For my dearest Misty,
I only a have a few pics of Trek to share, the camera died shortly upon arrival. But here are three just for you. I finally got them downloaded! Enjoy! :)
#2
Dad shaves the Beard! Or grows a beard (as I like to put them in reverse order)
Too bad- I had high hopes for the Hitler 'stache...
#3
I fed Yoshi the expired canned salmon!
This smelled so HORRIFFIC- It was overwhlemingly disgusting. Yoshi licked all the juice off right away and then left. (We assumed she went to go and die of food poisoning, but we found her alive the next morning and also the bowl EMPTY of all salmon). I am sure many cats from all over the neighborhood took turns with that one. Actually, the bowl was not completely empty, there were some very creepy round bones left in the end. I am feeling queasy just writing this. Blecchh!
Luke kept plugging his nose and saying "Ewwww!"
#4- It Rained!!
This is only exciting because Cindy and Luke both got umbrellas from their Great Grandma Donna and Cindy has been dying for it to rain so they could both go out and use them. Anyway, we woke Luke from his nap yesterday in hopes that he would want to play. He did, but just not with the umbrella. :) Anyway, some pics...
#5
I can now add Hershey's Dark Chocolate Baking Cocoa to my list of Favorite things. My friend Christina brought me some yesterday and the cookies I made with it are like bite sized crack. I am completely addicted! Truly, some of the best cookies I ever had. Thank You Christina!!
#1
For my dearest Misty,
I only a have a few pics of Trek to share, the camera died shortly upon arrival. But here are three just for you. I finally got them downloaded! Enjoy! :)
#2
Dad shaves the Beard! Or grows a beard (as I like to put them in reverse order)
Too bad- I had high hopes for the Hitler 'stache...
#3
I fed Yoshi the expired canned salmon!
This smelled so HORRIFFIC- It was overwhlemingly disgusting. Yoshi licked all the juice off right away and then left. (We assumed she went to go and die of food poisoning, but we found her alive the next morning and also the bowl EMPTY of all salmon). I am sure many cats from all over the neighborhood took turns with that one. Actually, the bowl was not completely empty, there were some very creepy round bones left in the end. I am feeling queasy just writing this. Blecchh!
Luke kept plugging his nose and saying "Ewwww!"
#4- It Rained!!
This is only exciting because Cindy and Luke both got umbrellas from their Great Grandma Donna and Cindy has been dying for it to rain so they could both go out and use them. Anyway, we woke Luke from his nap yesterday in hopes that he would want to play. He did, but just not with the umbrella. :) Anyway, some pics...
#5
I can now add Hershey's Dark Chocolate Baking Cocoa to my list of Favorite things. My friend Christina brought me some yesterday and the cookies I made with it are like bite sized crack. I am completely addicted! Truly, some of the best cookies I ever had. Thank You Christina!!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Getting to the Bottom of the Bowl
The other day I gave cindy a bowl of chocolate Lucky Charms. I noticed that she immediately ate all of the marshmallows and then complained all the way through eating the rest of the non-marshmallow-filled bowl. I was telling this story to Jacob and I posed the question "I wonder at what age does a person start doing the opposite? You know, realize that saving the best part for last is much better?" He looked at me and said, "The better question is when does a kid realize that Lucky Charms are disgusting and want to eat real food?" I was so offended! It is a well-known fact about me that I LOVE cold cereal. I love it! I could eat it every meal, every day and never get tired of it. It is so hard for me to accept that other people find it gross. Jacob has never liked it, even when he was a kid. He never seemed to enjoy the sugary cereal that every other kid had to have or the idea of soaking crunchy stuff in milk before eating it. I, on the other hand, was raised by a family that worships at the altar of cereal. Seriously, my family couldn't live without it. We couldn't have fewer than 5 boxes at any given time. We had breakfast for dinner on a somewhat regular basis when I was a kid (not uncommon) but we had cereal for dinner, not pancakes and eggs and bacon- but cold cereal and Pillsbury canned cinnamon rolls. My Dad is really the one who gave me this personality trait, he would eat it at any hour as a snack and I remember thinking, 'I am gonna do that too when I grow up' (and I do). I even remember shopping with my Dad for cereal at the store on Saturdays. Mom would arm us with an arsenal of cereal coupons and if the total price for a box came in under $2- we had a winner! So Dad would read off the coupons, I would scout out the location of the glorious goodness and then we would do the math. On occasion we could get the brand name with the coupon and that was always a treat. I even bet if you ask any of my siblings what their most common late night snack is, they will say cereal. (Or toast if you are my brother, Chris- and that goes great with cereal, so close enough.)
So my conversation with Jacob then evolved into us naming off our favorite cereals. His favorites are all neutral, bland stuff, and even to classify them as "favorites" is a little strong. They include cereals like Grape Nuts, Cracklin' Oat Bran, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, some sort of flakes, and things like this.
(BO-RING!) So here for you now are my favorite EXCITING cereals: (I wanted to call it Top Ten Favorite Cereals, but I could never rank them appropriately, it is like picking a favorite child...)
Chocolate Chex
Lucky Charms (regular and chocolate)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Golden Grahams
Honey Bunches of Oats
Cocoa Pebbles
Choco-nilla Rice Crispies
Alpha-bits
Full size frosted Shredded Wheat (I hope that one day they sell boxes of the shredded wheat debris at the bottom of the bag, that is the best in milk...)
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Cookie Crisp (but only the original recipe from when I was a kid)
If you are REALLY bored, go here and see a huge list of every cereal ever made, courtesy of Wikipedia, the world's brain. (See if you don't see some on there that you have completely forgotten about. Crispy Critters, anyone?)
Oh, and the reason that Jacob really hates Lucky Charms? In his own words, "the nasty squeaking texture of the marshmallows when you chew them." That is so weird because that is exactly why I LOVE them! We were so made for each other.
So my conversation with Jacob then evolved into us naming off our favorite cereals. His favorites are all neutral, bland stuff, and even to classify them as "favorites" is a little strong. They include cereals like Grape Nuts, Cracklin' Oat Bran, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, some sort of flakes, and things like this.
(BO-RING!) So here for you now are my favorite EXCITING cereals: (I wanted to call it Top Ten Favorite Cereals, but I could never rank them appropriately, it is like picking a favorite child...)
Chocolate Chex
Lucky Charms (regular and chocolate)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Golden Grahams
Honey Bunches of Oats
Cocoa Pebbles
Choco-nilla Rice Crispies
Alpha-bits
Full size frosted Shredded Wheat (I hope that one day they sell boxes of the shredded wheat debris at the bottom of the bag, that is the best in milk...)
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Cookie Crisp (but only the original recipe from when I was a kid)
If you are REALLY bored, go here and see a huge list of every cereal ever made, courtesy of Wikipedia, the world's brain. (See if you don't see some on there that you have completely forgotten about. Crispy Critters, anyone?)
Oh, and the reason that Jacob really hates Lucky Charms? In his own words, "the nasty squeaking texture of the marshmallows when you chew them." That is so weird because that is exactly why I LOVE them! We were so made for each other.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
I can't leave you hanging!
I just wanted to let everyone know what some of my presents from Karin have been. The way you can tell if someone knows you well is by the gifts they give you and hers are right on! She knows I love things that are functional and can be used- so thus far I have gotten some canned pumpkin, canned peaches, some tissues, some very great smelling candles, a cake mix, ramen, some great soap, lotions- and I love all of it!!! I still think every time I open a gift about what a great idea it is. And Cindy continues to be the present Nazi. It is quite literally the first thing she thinks of in the morning and the last thing she does at night before bed. I am really going to have to find ways to make this concept last all year because the motivation factor is off the charts!
Friday, January 9, 2009
Once upon a Dream
Jacob and I both dream. Most people do, but while Jacob says that he loves dreaming and has vivid, colorful dreams most of the time, I, on the other hand am scared to go to sleep at night. I have the craziest, most intense and stressful dreams! I am not exaggerating. In the past 6 months I have had dreams about everything from kidnapping the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il (who turned out to be a midget, by the way) to detonating nuclear bombs that kill my entire family. I have dreamed about prison, being married to other people, and also a lot about death. Three nights ago I dreamed that I robbed an elderly widow in my ward of all her food storage and canning supplies and that it amounted to enough food to fill a giant semi-trailer. (My brother Dave happened to be the accomplice on that one. We were hotly persued by the FBI and in the end the old widow woman said she would drop all charges against me if I would buy her food storage for over $22,000. She was a crafty one, alright!)
Jacob says that these dreams only seem to indicate that I am lacking adventure in my life and need some excitement. Excitement? I will have you know that I have an overdue library book right now, okay?, Mr. Daredevil...
Jacob has dreams of flying (and other super abilities), piloting a startship in space, winning things- you know, cool stuff! Why can't I have dreams like that? The other ability that Jacob possesses is that of having what they call "lucid dreams" where you know you are dreaming and therefore, can take control of the dream. This is baffling to me! I have never been dreaming, realized it, and then consciously been able to change it. Never.
I also believe that my nocturnal torment is hereditary. I have had conversations with my Mom about her dreams and she says that any dreams she remembers are always very intense, with the most common dream being that someone is hiding and waiting to jump out and scare her. If you know my Mom, this makes perfect sense. I just feel bad that she is tormented by this scenario in her dreams, as well as in real life.
I fear that I will also pass along this trait to my kids. I know that Cindy already has some form of intense dreaming, she moans, whimpers, twitches, cries, etc. almost every night. (I know this because she is, unfortunately, sleeping right next to me when it happens).
Yes, the overriding theme in my dreams is that I am placed in some sort of situation where I either do something horrible, or something horrible happens to me and I experience true joy when I wake to find that it isn't true. Of course, I had to Google "dream interpretation" and get to the bottom of all this. And I am in big trouble because apparently dreams with disasters, being arrested, explosions, etc. all mean that something bad is going to happen and that I have tons of guilt. Aye Carumba! Let's just hope that tonight I have a dream about a rabbit in a refrigerator getting a tattoo, because apparently that means I will have good luck in a new stage of my life and all my nagging questions will be answered.
Jacob says that these dreams only seem to indicate that I am lacking adventure in my life and need some excitement. Excitement? I will have you know that I have an overdue library book right now, okay?, Mr. Daredevil...
Jacob has dreams of flying (and other super abilities), piloting a startship in space, winning things- you know, cool stuff! Why can't I have dreams like that? The other ability that Jacob possesses is that of having what they call "lucid dreams" where you know you are dreaming and therefore, can take control of the dream. This is baffling to me! I have never been dreaming, realized it, and then consciously been able to change it. Never.
I also believe that my nocturnal torment is hereditary. I have had conversations with my Mom about her dreams and she says that any dreams she remembers are always very intense, with the most common dream being that someone is hiding and waiting to jump out and scare her. If you know my Mom, this makes perfect sense. I just feel bad that she is tormented by this scenario in her dreams, as well as in real life.
I fear that I will also pass along this trait to my kids. I know that Cindy already has some form of intense dreaming, she moans, whimpers, twitches, cries, etc. almost every night. (I know this because she is, unfortunately, sleeping right next to me when it happens).
Yes, the overriding theme in my dreams is that I am placed in some sort of situation where I either do something horrible, or something horrible happens to me and I experience true joy when I wake to find that it isn't true. Of course, I had to Google "dream interpretation" and get to the bottom of all this. And I am in big trouble because apparently dreams with disasters, being arrested, explosions, etc. all mean that something bad is going to happen and that I have tons of guilt. Aye Carumba! Let's just hope that tonight I have a dream about a rabbit in a refrigerator getting a tattoo, because apparently that means I will have good luck in a new stage of my life and all my nagging questions will be answered.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
If it's the Thought that Counts, What Were They Thinking?
So my Dad works for the County and every year leading up to Thanksgiving they have a food drive to help needy families. My Dad is actually in charge of distributing the collection boxes, advertising the drive, collecting the food and distributing it. Well, by County decree they are not allowed to distribute any expired food. So if it is in a can and the 'best by' date on the bottom has come and gone, even if by a little, it is unusable. Except for food storage moochers like me!! :) My dad always calls me when he has the duty of disposing of such food. I am no respector of expiration dates, let me tell you! When the lights go out and the trucks stop running (as the phrase goes) I would be happy to eat expired food. I picked up the latest goodies last night and just sorted through the veritable cornucopia of canned delights. Now remember, all this food was donated by people to give to people who are in need for Thanksgiving. Let me take you on a tour of what our fellow citizens felt inclined to bestow upon the disadvantaged:
Dehydrated Raspberry Applesauce Mix- I have never even heard of such a thing....
3 cans of clams, Oyster Stew and some Keta Salmon (I am so not buying cat food for like a month)
I was unaware Campbell's even made these two varieties of soup:
Tomato Noodle (expired in 2003- JUMBO SIZE. It makes a disgusting slurping, sucking noise when you tip it over) and Tomato Soup with pieces of Tomato (low Sodium, of course)
And my favorite thing about all this food is the brand "names" on the can. Such as...Faraon brand Frijoles Negros, Aunt Nellie's gravy, Nobility grapefruit segments and Iberia brand Pigeon Peas. (Ironically, I bought a can of pigeon peas last week and ate them in a salad, never heard of them before that point. Apparently they are the carribbean's favorite pea!)
And here is a treat- Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup with Sarah Hughes on the label! Yes, she is the figure skating gold medalist from 2002. Hate for her story to go to waste.
And oddly, 3 jars of this Spice Rub- but I thought spice rub was supposed to be dry?? All three jars are like a giant ball of tar. Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a jar of tar.
Not all the food was this bizzare, I am happily walking away with many cans of soup, broth, veggies, etc. that expired in late 2008, so they are perfectly fine. Besides, most of this I will feed to my children and their unrefined palates, anyway. I have already convinced Cindy that all meat is Chicken so the oyster stew should go down just fine.
Dehydrated Raspberry Applesauce Mix- I have never even heard of such a thing....
3 cans of clams, Oyster Stew and some Keta Salmon (I am so not buying cat food for like a month)
I was unaware Campbell's even made these two varieties of soup:
Tomato Noodle (expired in 2003- JUMBO SIZE. It makes a disgusting slurping, sucking noise when you tip it over) and Tomato Soup with pieces of Tomato (low Sodium, of course)
And my favorite thing about all this food is the brand "names" on the can. Such as...Faraon brand Frijoles Negros, Aunt Nellie's gravy, Nobility grapefruit segments and Iberia brand Pigeon Peas. (Ironically, I bought a can of pigeon peas last week and ate them in a salad, never heard of them before that point. Apparently they are the carribbean's favorite pea!)
And here is a treat- Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup with Sarah Hughes on the label! Yes, she is the figure skating gold medalist from 2002. Hate for her story to go to waste.
And oddly, 3 jars of this Spice Rub- but I thought spice rub was supposed to be dry?? All three jars are like a giant ball of tar. Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a jar of tar.
Not all the food was this bizzare, I am happily walking away with many cans of soup, broth, veggies, etc. that expired in late 2008, so they are perfectly fine. Besides, most of this I will feed to my children and their unrefined palates, anyway. I have already convinced Cindy that all meat is Chicken so the oyster stew should go down just fine.
Monday, January 5, 2009
The Pros and Cons of "The Dark Knight"
Okay, I know, I know, I am about 4 months behind on this one, but I did just see The Dark Knight. (Through Redbox, for free, I might add) Anyhow, the only thing I really knew going into it was that it was supposedly a pretty dark film and that Heath Ledger as the Joker was supposed to be amazing. Well, I will give you my take on it now: (and this is kinda my first super official movie review. Drum roll please!)
The Cons
1. It was a little disjointed. Compared to the first, I found this one to be a bit more confusing in parts. The first movie had the advantage of having a set story to tell- The birth of Batman, but this one just wasn't quite as well crafted as the first one.
2. Maggie Gyllenhall as the new Rachel Dawes. Oh my heavens! She was terrible in this role. Not only is she a very poor man's version of Katie Holmes, her acting was flat and lifeless. I mean, she is strapped to dynamite, about to die, pouring out her soul to Harvey Dent, but the whole time I am wincing and finding every word totally unbelievable.
3. It was LONG. A running time of 2 hours and 32 minutes was too much for me. The Joker is hard to catch and defeat, WE GET IT.
4. How many times in one movie can we use the 'surprise' that the person driving your car is not really who you think they are? Not exactly the brightest bulbs in the chandelier handling security, I see.
The Pros
1. The character of the Joker was perfect. And I don't mean just in the acting by Heath Ledger, but more so in the type of character they chose to make the Joker. He was not over the top like the Jack Nicholson Batman, but rather he was bizarre and eccentric. And for once we have a character that truly didn't care about taking over Gotham or becoming a ga-zillionaire. Finally!
2. Christian Bale was in it again. Excellent.
3. Two-Face making only a one film appearance. I thought it was genius to only have Harvey Dent/Two-Face in this one film. It would have been really cheesey to have transformed Harvey into a montster in this film and then have him come back with a crack pot squad of other villians in future movies. I liked that he snapped, transformed and then died. Neat and tidy.
4. It adequately advanced the plot. Unlike a certain other highly anticipated movie sequel this year, starring a certain incredibly good looking spy, that shall remain nameless, this movie really advanced the plot. Rachel dies, we see the new Commissioner Gordon take shape, Batman now becomes "the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs." And for me, the coolest part was the ambiguity of the Joker's fate. The last we see of the Joker he is hanging off that building and that is about all we know. (Which, by the way, is right after the Joker tells Batman, that Batman will never kill him because he is too moral, but the Joker will never kill Batman "because he is too much fun." Loved that line.) So we are not really sure what happens to the Joker in the end. Hopefully he will return, or at least someone who can fill Ledger's shoes. Additionally, it makes sense that the Joker tells Batman they seemed "destined to [chase each other] forever". Kinda sums the whole reason that these two enemies can exist for so long and why we never get tired of watching them.
So there you have it. If you are one of the 7 humans on the planet that sill have not seen this movie, now you don't have to. I pretty much just gave everything away, but yet, I also told you everything you need to know to carry on an intelligent conversation about it. This blog is a public service, you know...
The Cons
1. It was a little disjointed. Compared to the first, I found this one to be a bit more confusing in parts. The first movie had the advantage of having a set story to tell- The birth of Batman, but this one just wasn't quite as well crafted as the first one.
2. Maggie Gyllenhall as the new Rachel Dawes. Oh my heavens! She was terrible in this role. Not only is she a very poor man's version of Katie Holmes, her acting was flat and lifeless. I mean, she is strapped to dynamite, about to die, pouring out her soul to Harvey Dent, but the whole time I am wincing and finding every word totally unbelievable.
3. It was LONG. A running time of 2 hours and 32 minutes was too much for me. The Joker is hard to catch and defeat, WE GET IT.
4. How many times in one movie can we use the 'surprise' that the person driving your car is not really who you think they are? Not exactly the brightest bulbs in the chandelier handling security, I see.
The Pros
1. The character of the Joker was perfect. And I don't mean just in the acting by Heath Ledger, but more so in the type of character they chose to make the Joker. He was not over the top like the Jack Nicholson Batman, but rather he was bizarre and eccentric. And for once we have a character that truly didn't care about taking over Gotham or becoming a ga-zillionaire. Finally!
2. Christian Bale was in it again. Excellent.
3. Two-Face making only a one film appearance. I thought it was genius to only have Harvey Dent/Two-Face in this one film. It would have been really cheesey to have transformed Harvey into a montster in this film and then have him come back with a crack pot squad of other villians in future movies. I liked that he snapped, transformed and then died. Neat and tidy.
4. It adequately advanced the plot. Unlike a certain other highly anticipated movie sequel this year, starring a certain incredibly good looking spy, that shall remain nameless, this movie really advanced the plot. Rachel dies, we see the new Commissioner Gordon take shape, Batman now becomes "the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs." And for me, the coolest part was the ambiguity of the Joker's fate. The last we see of the Joker he is hanging off that building and that is about all we know. (Which, by the way, is right after the Joker tells Batman, that Batman will never kill him because he is too moral, but the Joker will never kill Batman "because he is too much fun." Loved that line.) So we are not really sure what happens to the Joker in the end. Hopefully he will return, or at least someone who can fill Ledger's shoes. Additionally, it makes sense that the Joker tells Batman they seemed "destined to [chase each other] forever". Kinda sums the whole reason that these two enemies can exist for so long and why we never get tired of watching them.
So there you have it. If you are one of the 7 humans on the planet that sill have not seen this movie, now you don't have to. I pretty much just gave everything away, but yet, I also told you everything you need to know to carry on an intelligent conversation about it. This blog is a public service, you know...
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Write this down, take a little note
Last year at some point over the summer I read an article in Family Fun magazine about a Mom who bought a really inexpensive journal for each of her kids. She then regularly wrote in these journals all the cute and funny stories and experiences of her young children with the idea being that one day she would give these journals to them as part of their personal history. I thought this was a cute idea, so I found journals for 50 cents at Michael's (you can see how ugly they are- a chandelier on the cover? why!?) and have been writing down, on and off, for about about a year, all the little stories and facts for both Cindy and Luke. I usually only end up writing in them about once a month, at best, and usually only because they did something really funny that merited recording, but I put any little story or fact about their personality in there. Anyway, I only have about 20 pages filled for each of them, but already I look back through the pages and read stories I definitely would have forgotten. Things like the day Luke smacked my mom in the face during the closing prayer in Gospel Doctrine class (on accident) and everyone heard it, or how Cindy calls the hand brakes on a bicycle "crunchers", or how she asked me "When there are no clouds in the sky, where does Jesus lay down?" or when Luke brought me a handful of the contents of his diaper (if you know what I mean) saying "Ewwwwww!" the whole time. Good times. These stories must be preserved!
And since this blog serves as part Journal for me, I have to document the fact that I finally stopped calling and bugging my brother, Chris, and manned up and took Cindy to the doctor for her cough. Mr. Snow gave Cindy an inhaler because she was wheezing and she has been using it for about a week now. It is the best because it totally worked to clear her night time cough. I would not have believed it, but it's amazing! Acutally the amazing part is that Cindy will even use the inhaler. I thought she would run screaming into the night, but she actually looks forward to it and loves showing me how good she is at blowing out all her air and then sucking in again. (On a side note, what really sent Cindy screaming into the night was the nurse asking her to change into the paper gown at the doctor's office. Let's just say that Cindy does not DO the paper gown thing. Hmmm, I don't think I have written that down in her journal yet- better get on that tonight...)
And since this blog serves as part Journal for me, I have to document the fact that I finally stopped calling and bugging my brother, Chris, and manned up and took Cindy to the doctor for her cough. Mr. Snow gave Cindy an inhaler because she was wheezing and she has been using it for about a week now. It is the best because it totally worked to clear her night time cough. I would not have believed it, but it's amazing! Acutally the amazing part is that Cindy will even use the inhaler. I thought she would run screaming into the night, but she actually looks forward to it and loves showing me how good she is at blowing out all her air and then sucking in again. (On a side note, what really sent Cindy screaming into the night was the nurse asking her to change into the paper gown at the doctor's office. Let's just say that Cindy does not DO the paper gown thing. Hmmm, I don't think I have written that down in her journal yet- better get on that tonight...)
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